Right now, Michael “Dickhead” Vick is sitting in federal confinement awaiting to be released July 20. Once released, Michael then begins the “acting genuinely remorseful” routine in order to please NFL commissioner Roger Goodell, who has said publicly many times that he wants Vick to atone for what he did. The fact that Goodell said this hints to the possibility of Vick’s return, which I think is outrageous.

I can’t believe that there is even a remote chance that this asshole could be accepted back into the NFL. As far as I am concerned, he had his chance and he fucking BLEW IT. End of story.

Bernie “The Devil” Madoff gets 150 years in federal prison for being a thieving jackass, stealing rich people’s money and eating their babies.

At 71-years-old, he will probably(at the most) only serve 15 years of his sentence without an ample supply of baby meat to keep him immortal and alive.

Maybe his bitch wife can serve the rest. I can’t believe she is allowed to keep 2.5 million.

In a report from Yahoo buzz, “Mrs. Madoff can expect to earn about $125,000 per year on her $2.5 million settlement. Adjusting to life on a fixed income will require a significant change in lifestyle.”

WTF?!?! Oh poor women, she has it sooo rough.

Eat Me.

I want to say up front that this is my fault, I am weak, I eat at McDonald’s. I am too lazy sometimes to fix a meal at home. So I get in the car and go through the drive-thru at the one near by.

I order the usual, double meat all the way with large fries and soda. The food is decent most of the time, but only when they get the order right, which, I am sad to say is less than half the time. Because when I get home and pull the food out of the bag, surprise, surprise, the order is wrong. And it is not just this McDonald’s, but almost every McDonald’s that I have frequented over any period of time.

So I always find myself asking the question. “What Happened?” I would think that an establishment this old would have their conveyor belt approach to drive-thru service refined by now.

And I can’t help but think that there are some really stupid people working at these places. Either they are stupid, or they just don’t care. I think it is a little bit of both. And if they are wise to their fuck up, they don’t give a damn because they think by the time I get home, either I won’t notice the order is wrong and/or I will be too lazy to do something about it. Ineptitude or indifference, I don’t care anymore, it is just plain stealing.

But no matter how many times I get screwed in the McDonald’s drive-thru, like a stupid animal, I keep going back. I guess because somewhere in my subconscious, I have accepted mediocrity. And that is what is truly pathetic.

Get on with it! Geez!

Well, Jon and Kate split….again. They announced a divorce earlier today and I am so surprised. Well, not really. You see, they have been going back and forth, squeezing every ounce of newsworthiness out of their so-called separation for the past three months. These two fame whores need to pack up their brats(yes I said it) and disappear. If not, can they at least keep their yaps shut, save for the $75,000 an episode television show? Probably not. May our ears bleed another day. LUCKY US!