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Filed under: Asshole Rants, Food Rants, Ignoramus Rants, News Rants, White Trash Rants — Tags: , , — RantBombBoy @ 3:16 am July 5, 2009

Hot Dog Contest
Hundreds of spectators and tens of contestants celebrated Independence Day with good old fashioned American gluttony at Nathan’s Famous July 4th Hot Dog Eating Contest in Coney Island, New York.

What’s better than wearing red, white and blue and playing with your food, shoving your pie hole with more food than people, in some countries, consume in a year.

Assholes

Assholes

It happens all the time all over the world. Fish throwing contests in Australia, the thousands of  tourists who gather at the Tomato Food Fight Festival in Spain, and the Spam Carving Contests here in the United States to name a few.

Basically, wherever “white” people gather into groups, food is getting binged, tossed, stabbed, and of course, thrown away.

Haitian Woman Selling Mud Cookies

Haitian Woman Selling Mud Cookies

I can bet you that the Haitians are not carving funny faces into the mud cookies they have to eat in order to stave off hunger.

Maybe instead of playing with your food you fucking pigs, use that energy to feed the indigent ones who really need it.

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  • Nope, if all those activities stopped tomorrow it would not put food in the mouths of those who need it. I am a Darwinist if you can’t find a good place to make a living or feed yourself die or move somewhere else. We dont deserve to suffer for your misfortune.

    Oh btw “white” people move to or make decisions in life that afford them resources to play with their food. We are not held responsible for other races that continue to make shitty discussions.

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    Comment by Javari — July 7, 2009 @ 9:06 am

  • So I guess everyone needs to move to the Middle East if they want oil/gas? Oh, no, we just make the decision to exploit other peoples for their resources.

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    Comment by TreeHugger — July 7, 2009 @ 8:57 pm

  • No ass hat we buy it from them. I prefer we didn’t. Prefer we produce our energy domestically and don’t have to buy from them at all. Then they can have their oil carpy sand and baron farmland and none of our money then we wont be in the region at all and have jerks like you saying we are exploiting them.

    But remember we cant drill locally for our own oil or gas because of “treehuggers” like you.

    How do you balance that in your head? EPA and other environmentalists do make it hard for us to harvest resources domestically. But that means we get resources from other countries at rates that are compensatory to their standard of living (usually cheaper by our standards). So we save money oftne times and save “our” local environment since we are not raping it to get those same recources. But we are then “exploiting” them no? Can you have it both ways and be happy? I dont know. Explain Treehugger.

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    Comment by javari — July 8, 2009 @ 12:16 pm

  • OMG that last picture, she looks like a black frog. Thats soo bad but true. I wonder if they eat that right off of the ground.

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    Comment by Southernbelle — July 11, 2009 @ 1:30 am

  • man, will someone think of the kids?!?! quit hatin and go out there and save those hungry kids you speak of. wrting a blog about it isn't gonna do shit.

    what do you want, ya big dummy?

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    Comment by beardman — July 22, 2009 @ 4:27 am

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