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Poor Robert Pattinson

Filed under: Actor Rants, Asshole Rants, White Trash Rants — Tags: , , , — RantBombBoy @ 6:20 pm July 6, 2009

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I am so sick of actors, singers, etc. bitching and moaning because they attract attention when they are out in public.

Twilight star Robert Pattinson, who is in New York right now shooting “Remember Me,” is apparently “sick of obsessive fans” and he cannot wait to get back to London, where he says, the fans don’t act so crazy.

Hmm, is he straight? Because there are worse things that can happen to a heterosexual male than being hounded by “obsessive” women. For example, he could be hounded by the law, that wouldn’t be fun. Or he could be hounded by the mafia, in which he would have to enter a witness protection program, and always wonder if his car will explode when he turned the key.

You’re lucky immigration doesn’t take away your green-card for appearing in crap movies. “Remember Me” will be showing at SuckFest ‘10, and then quickly forgotten. Don’t you realize that, you ignorant hump.

Grow the fuck up asshole, and be happy that women are attracted to your greasy mop. You’re the one who wanted to be an actor. If you put yourself in the spotlight, prepare for some repercussions. Those so called “obsessive” women are the ones who see your shitty movies you twit, and they pay your bills.

So shut the fuck up, and enjoy the attention while it lasts, asswipe.

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  • I sent him a love letter but he never responded.

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    Comment by Southernbelle — July 11, 2009 @ 1:32 am

  • Well what did you expect? He probably gets thousands of crazy love letters.

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    Comment by javari — July 11, 2009 @ 1:44 am

  • Yes but i sent a picture, mine was different.

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    Comment by southernbelle — July 11, 2009 @ 1:47 am

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