Congratulations to Cincinnati police officers for being the biggest fucking retards of the moment. Get this, the local authorities say a Cincinnati man by the name of Bennie Crabtree is the most arrested man in the county with at least 146 arrests since 1998 for things such as trespassing, stealing food…you know, the usual hobo stuff. The police say he never gets arrested for anything so serious to get sent to prison and jail overcrowding allows the man to hit the streets only hours after booking.
Well here is a hint Cincinnati, how about a fucking psyche evaluation for the man and maybe commitment to a psychiatric center, or is your city so backwards not to offer your citizens public health? This is just fucking insane. Even you, the Cincinnati police, admit that Crabtree is mentally ill. And yet you let him roam the streets, free to break the law again and again. Aren’t you embarrassed? Maybe the city of Cincinnati should get its head checked. Maybe when Crabtree hurts someone is when you will finally get a clue. Fucking morons. The police in Cincinnati will be of more use sitting around sucking each other’s dicks, which is probably what they do. This reminds me of the way the police handled another obviously disturbed individual.
Jesus Christ, Heidi Montag Pratt is not only a dumb ugly bitch with an equally pitiful husband, she can’t even pose for Playboy right, and what I mean by right is nude…duh. The men’s magazine might as well stop publishing their crap magazine if they are gonna put this garbage in it. I can’t believe they let Montag pose without being nude. Who the fuck do they think she is? An actual celebrity with clout? No. Heidi Montag has neither. So Playboy is pathetic.
Playboy should have natural beauties in their magazine, not hack jobs like Montag, with her fake tits and nose. Since her photo spread, Montag is now considering more plastic surgery. Well hey Heidi, no amount of surgery is going to fix what you got, a very small brain. Montag said recently, “I think I want to go bigger on my boobs for [Spencer].” Heidi doesn’t seem to get that what Spencer Pratt really wants is a big black cock up his little white ass and in his cute little mouth. Fade away fuckheads.
Hey Dane Cook, it took you this long to get funny?! The video below shows Cook at the TCAs calling out Vanessa Hudgens on her nudie pics that surfaced on the web last week. Take a look at how pissed Hudgens is under her mask of a grin. You can slice the awkward in the air.
Somehow I think Dane Cook knocked several out to Vanessa Hudgens nudie pics before the show. That way he could squeeze out all his perv into a towel and then be able to preach like a prude to Vanessa on the show. Well, I’m not buying it Dane, you asshole.
I also have a couple pics here of Hudgens showing off her naughty bits to the camera. I had to paint some undies on this bitch cause she’s too retarded to do it herself. Plus she’s illegals in these pics and I don’t want the po po knocking at my do do.
So uuhhh…Miley Cyrus has raised some criticism for her performance at the teen choice awards. First of all, the only thing more pathetic than the people who watch this shit are the people crying about Miley’s so-called inappropriate little “pole dance.” Second, I watched the clip to see what all the fuss was about and I didn’t see anything inappropriate. Cyrus wasn’t doing anything but dancing beside it; nothing lewd whatsoever. If anything, Cyrus was using that fucking pole for balance so she wouldn’t tumble off the hot dog cart. If there was anything sexual implied by dancing by a pole on top of a hot dog cart, then it isn’t Cyrus’s fault, rather all you pervs with dirty minds who know that you really just want to jack off to that sixteen year old. I don’t even like the little tween bitch but she definitely wasn’t “pole dancing” like some dumb asses are claiming.
I wish this dumb bitchy cunt will just fade away right now instead of 3 or 4 more disastrous films later, which is sure to happen. I can’t wait for the craptastic Transformers 4 to take its surefire nosedive, pulling Fox with it into the black whole of the would-be, has-been and just plain sucked. If she wasn’t such a bitch, maybe, just maybe I would be able to over look that Fox has no acting talent whatsoever and her overrated physical attraction is a dime a dozen in Hollywood. But this overpriced whore’s false pride is the epitome of the overblown and pompous in an industry that’s business is breeding self-important-assholes who think they are the end-all be-all just because they have lots of money from being in the movies. When in reality, these actors are just pawns for our amusement.
I'm itchin' man, please, just a piece! pay you later, promise
Billy Mays had a whole fucking drugstore in his system when he died. Traces of Vicodin, Oxycodone, Xanax, Valium, benzoylecgonine (a byproduct of cocaine) and temazepam were found in his body during the autopsy. The motherfucker must have been rolling stoned and iggypopped, dreaming of Hunter S. Thomson before he kicked off. The medical examiner was even getting high from the corpse’s sweet stench. You could cremate Mays and snort the ashes.
His wife was upset with these reports going public which she said in a statement: “We believe [the press release] contains speculative conclusions that are frankly unnecessary and tend to obscure the conclusion that Billy suffered from chronic, untreated hypertension, which only demonstrates how important it is to regularly monitor one’s health.”
Well okay, woman, but I am sure the cocaine helped, and if he wasn’t getting regular check ups, either way, Mays was a dumb ass. And as far as the press release, what do you expect bitch, your husband was a public figure so join the club. Maybe this is karma for peddling all that crap on TV. So fuck off.
Heidi Montag definitely has a butherface, her body is okay, but-her-face. It’s just like that sex in the city chic, one thing I could never figure out is how the annoying Sarah Jessica Parker could get the lead in a show with a ugly moon face like that.
The same thing goes for Heidi, look at her jawline and how broad it is. It’s mannish and not very attractive. If she were on the cover of Dog Fancy, yeah maybe she could get away with it, but not Playboy. I wouldn’t be surprised if Playboy Photoshopped her jaw to make it more narrow. Not only is Heidi’s face fucked up, she has fake tits to boot, her body is a chop shop, not natural beauty. Of course, Playboy has gone down hill and this proves it.
This is a video of a town hall meeting in Tampa on healthcare reform earlier today that broke out into violence.
The Huffington Post said this in its report: “Angry protesters screamed, yelled and banged on windows as officers hurried to guard the entrances to the facility, where U.S. Rep. Kathy Castor was trying to discuss the various health care reform proposals being debated in Congress. One photojournalist said that a fistfight broke out inside the building, reports WTSP.”
Like I said before in my earlier post, when thick headed republicans run out of words….violence ensues:
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The crazy Republicans are coming out of the woodwork in droves following the “birther” debacle, which is still going on btw, and the recent talks of healthcare reform. Look at the the nutty Orly Taitz, a Russian born bitch who’s reason for her outspoken diatribes refuting Obama’s U.S. citizenship is less about politics and really more so she can make a name for herself. Well, she sure has: “Loony Cunt” comes to mind. And the so called “grassroots” protests that are going on during Democrat town hall meetings with people in the protests holding up swastikas and comparing President Obama to a Nazi. WTF is up with that?
These extremists are completely batty and should be locked up in an insane asylum. There is no reasoning with these nuts. They all have a force field around their brains that blocks out all common sense. And they respond to rebuttals to their position only with yelling and screaming, threats of bodily harm, and angry emails with the text in all CAPS. There is something really wrong with their brains and they really, really need professional help.They are making the GOP look worse, if that is even possible considering they have Rush Limbaugh.
If Sharon Stone was a man, i’d be telling her to keep it in her pants right now. Reasonably, a 50-year-old’s tits could look a whole lot worse but that fact still doesn’t mean I want to see hers either. So go back to the old folks home and keep your parts to yourself, please.
Okay, Mark Mcleod is an absolute nut job who needs lots of help. But who is really at fault here? A delusional schizo or the cops who arrested him the first time and didn’t order a psyche evaluation when he clearly was off his rocker? The cops are, of course. Mcleod told the cops the first time around how he and Cyrus were going to get married and all that. And instead of trying to get the lunatic mentally assessed, the stupid fucking cops let him go to do it all over again. And this time, who knows, it could have been bad. What if he actually got to Cyrus and hurt her. Then what? Who would we blame?
