lol, You Deserve It, Bitch.

Hey Dane Cook, it took you this long to get funny?! The video below shows Cook at the TCAs calling out Vanessa Hudgens on her nudie pics that surfaced on the web last week. Take a look at how pissed Hudgens is under her mask of a grin. You can slice the awkward in the air.

Somehow I think Dane Cook knocked several out to Vanessa Hudgens nudie pics before the show. That way he could squeeze out all his perv into a towel and then be able to preach like a prude to Vanessa on the show. Well, I’m not buying it Dane, you asshole.

I also have a couple pics here of Hudgens showing off her naughty bits to the camera. I had to paint some undies on this bitch cause she’s too retarded to do it herself. Plus she’s illegals in these pics and I don’t want the po po knocking at my do do.

Like....DUUHHH!!!

So uuhhh…Miley Cyrus has raised some criticism for her performance at the teen choice awards. First of all, the only thing more pathetic than the people who watch this shit are the people crying about Miley’s so-called inappropriate little “pole dance.” Second, I watched the clip to see what all the fuss was about and I didn’t see anything inappropriate. Cyrus wasn’t doing anything but dancing beside it; nothing lewd whatsoever. If anything, Cyrus was using that fucking pole for balance so she wouldn’t tumble off the hot dog cart. If there was anything sexual implied by dancing by a pole on top of a hot dog cart, then it isn’t Cyrus’s fault, rather all you pervs with dirty minds who know that you really just want to jack off to that sixteen year old. I don’t even like the little tween bitch but she definitely wasn’t “pole dancing” like  some dumb asses are claiming.

One overpriced whore

I wish this dumb bitchy cunt will just fade away right now instead of 3 or 4 more disastrous films later, which is sure to happen. I can’t wait for the craptastic Transformers 4 to take its surefire nosedive, pulling Fox with it into the black whole of the would-be, has-been and just plain sucked. If she wasn’t such a bitch, maybe, just maybe I would be able to over look that Fox has no acting talent whatsoever and her overrated physical attraction is a dime a dozen in Hollywood. But this overpriced whore’s false pride is the epitome of the overblown and pompous  in an industry that’s business is breeding self-important-assholes who think they are the end-all be-all just because they have lots of money from being in the movies. When in reality, these actors are just pawns for our amusement.

If Sharon Stone was a man, i’d be telling her to keep it in her pants right now. Reasonably, a 50-year-old’s tits could look a whole lot worse but that fact still doesn’t mean I want to see hers either. So go back to the old folks home and keep your parts to yourself, please.

Whats Grandma done now?

Images via Drunken Stepfather

Myspace almost became his-space

Okay, Mark Mcleod is an absolute nut job who needs lots of help. But who is really at fault here? A delusional schizo or the cops who arrested him the first time and didn’t order a psyche evaluation when he clearly was off his rocker? The cops are, of course. Mcleod told the cops the first time around how he and Cyrus were going to get married and all that. And instead of trying to get the lunatic mentally assessed, the stupid fucking cops let him go to do it all over again. And this time, who knows, it could have been bad. What if he actually got to Cyrus and hurt her. Then what? Who would we blame?

Praise Jesus!!!

Below are George Clooney’s new Italian girlfriend Elisabetta Canalis in some topless nudie pics. I’ve heard that this chic seems to find an excuse to go topless every chance she gets. I wonder if Clooney is proud  to have such an exhibitionist trophy girlfriend. The photo of Elisabetta above is an image from the shitty movie ‘Virgin Territory.’ Well, I haven’t actually seen it, but the title just sounds like it is a crap-ass movie. Elisabetta reminds me of an Italian Megan Fox, all tits and ass and no talent. Like Fox, when those tits start to sag, so will her movie and modeling career.

Seth and Whatsherbitch bring the awkward to Jimmy Kimmel Live

Funny man Seth Rogen was on Jimmy Kimmel Live the other night and reminisced about the first time he was on the show and how he was dissed on camera by Megan ‘dumb fucking bitch’ Fox. You can actually see Seth Rogen shudder as he recalls with embarrassment his ill-fated experience with Fox. This bitch who thinks her shit doesn’t stink has a habit of snubbing people on camera. This with her ‘flower boy snub’ a month ago and her bitchy comments directed toward Michael Bay and her recent Transformers movie, I get the feeling she is prone to unwittingly burning bridges with her fans and the people who employ her as an actress.

When will she realize that she is just another replaceable pretty face in a industry filled with pretty faces. She is not being hired for her acting prowess, rather her tits and ass. Personally I think she is a unattractive bony bitch, but that’s just me.
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Actress Megan Fox pissed off Director Michael Bay recently after saying that “working for [the director] is not about an acting experience.”

So Fox might not be the brightest bulb in the bunch for biting the hand that feeds her, but at least she’s honest.

However, there are backlashes from being too brutally honest.

For instance, due to this incident, in the Transformers 3 script, Fox’s character is now going to have an “accident.”

Well, not exactly, but that seems far less unlikely now, doesn’t it.

And come on Mr. Bay, you can’t get that pissed, you know your shitty movie wasn’t really about acting. If you disagree, I suggest you look at the reviews.

And Fox, maybe you didn’t really “act” in Transformers 2, but come on, you can’t really call your next movie “Jennifer’s Body” a real acting experience either.

I hear you play a  cheerleader possessed by demons. Wow, I smell Oscar.

Below is the trailer to Fox’s new movie. She is EVIL:o

What do you think?