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To Chris Brown: Shut The Fuck Up

Filed under: Asshole Rants, Black Trash Rants, Douche Bag Rants, News Rants, Singer Rants — Tags: , , , , — RantBombBoy @ 7:05 am November 8, 2009

Suck a Cock, Pussy Pants

Suck a Cock, Pussy Pants

During a recent MTV interview, Chris Brown said that although he supported Rihanna’s right to discuss the events of the night he beat the shit out of her, he still believes that the events on the night of February 8 should stay private.

Well, I say he can go fuck himself for making that comment. Of course he wants it to remain private, because every mention of the abuse makes his career go further down the drain. But he fucked up, so now he has to deal with it, obviously. And the part of his comment where he says he respects Rihanna’s right to discuss her beating is total bullshit. It’s just like every apology that’s come out of his mouth since Feb. 8 is bullshit. What the fuck is he going to say? That he is not sorry and that the bitch got away before he was through kicking her ass? No way, he is gonna say whatever he can in order to salvage his career as a musician. That’s it! How much you wanna bet that he has some prick adviser coaching him on everything he says.

I don’t condone what Brown did. It was pussy of him to beat on a woman. But I also believe he was a pussy because, like you and I, he is human. And at the risk of sounding cliche: Humans make mistakes. Be that as it may, you should also pay for your mistakes. But the fucker is getting off easy. He should have went to jail for what he did. But big surprise, just like any other “celebrity,” they get off with community service or even less: A slap on the wrist. The judge who ruled might as well have been sucking Brown’s little dick, given her ruling, fucking bitch. But I digress, and I am sorry for that.

To watch the actual Chris Brown interview, click here.

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Heidi Montag: More Plastic Surgery

Filed under: Asshole Rants, Douche Bag Rants, Reality TV Rants, White Trash Rants — Tags: , , , — RantBombBoy @ 5:48 pm August 12, 2009

Honk! Honk!

Honk! Honk!

Jesus Christ, Heidi Montag Pratt is not only a dumb ugly bitch with an equally pitiful husband, she can’t even pose for Playboy right, and what I mean by right is nude…duh. The men’s magazine might as well stop publishing their crap magazine if they are gonna put this garbage in it. I can’t believe they let Montag pose without being nude. Who the fuck do they think she is? An actual celebrity with clout? No. Heidi Montag has neither. So Playboy is pathetic.

Playboy should have natural beauties in their magazine, not hack jobs like Montag, with her fake tits and nose. Since her photo spread, Montag is now considering more plastic surgery. Well hey Heidi, no amount of surgery is going to fix what you got, a very small brain. Montag said recently, “I think I want to go bigger on my boobs for [Spencer].” Heidi doesn’t seem to get that what Spencer Pratt really wants is a big black cock up his little white ass and in his cute little mouth. Fade away fuckheads.

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Quit Stalling and Sentence Him!

Filed under: Black Trash Rants, Music Rants, News Rants — Tags: , , , — RantBombBoy @ 6:21 pm August 5, 2009

What a penis face.

What a penis face.

Is Judge Patricia Schnegg sucking Chris Brown’s little dick? It sure seems like it. Isn’t it bad enough that this piece of shit is not getting any jail time like he deserves, but add to that the fucking judge is stalling to see if Virginia will allow this asshole to do ‘community labor.’ What kind of kangaroo court is this? Any court that lets this garbage back on the streets so soon is an absolute joke. The judge might as well be advocating domestic abuse. I bet you anything Chris Brown beats on another chick because if probation and a little labor are the only punishments, he doesn’t have much to lose, does he?

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Prejean Struggles to Remain Relevant

Filed under: Asshole Rants, Bigot Rants, Book Rants, White Trash Rants — Tags: , , — RantBombBoy @ 10:14 pm July 21, 2009

Mein Kampf um die weiterhin relevant

Mein Kampf um die weiterhin relevant

Boy o boy, anybody can get a book deal now, like dumb bitchy blonds who don’t know their head from their ass.  “Opposite-marriage” advocate Carrie “bigot cunt” Prejean is writing a book, well she is not actually writing it herself. That would require more brain cells than it takes to be a hateful twat, which currently requires at least two brain cells. No, some ghost writer is slaving away right now, cranking the book out in a couple months. The book which is called, “My Struggle to Remain Relevant,” is due for a November release. Even though it will only have the sophistication of a children’s book, mostly with glossy pictures and scratch and sniff stickers, it is still not much time to write a book, unless of course it only contains 15 pages. One for every minute of Prejean’s frivolous and short career in the media spotlight. If the book doesn’t sell well, there is always the possibility of a sex tape. Maybe that could extend her 15 minutes to 16 or 17 tops.

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Please Fed Away

Filed under: TV/Radio Rants, White Trash Rants — Tags: , , , , — RantBombBoy @ 3:44 pm

Crawl back in your hole

Crawl back in your hole

MTV and VH1 have reality shows with the trashiest, most obscure(scrape the dog shit off your heels and you will find them), fame whores out there. I hear that Britney Spears ex Kevin Fuckerline and girlfriend Victoria Pierce are in talks with MTV for a new reality show, and I am thinking who the fuck cares to see them? Who is he again? Oh yeah, I remember. He was Brit’s white trash boy-toy who mooched off her wealth and got her knocked up. And now he probably needs money and also wants to stay relevant a little while longer. For the love of all things pleasing to the eyes, can you just let him fade away?

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Racism Flares Up Between Firefighters

Filed under: Asshole Rants, Bigot Rants, News Rants, White Trash Rants — Tags: , , , — RantBombBoy @ 3:30 pm July 20, 2009

There are some fine wordsmiths at station 54

There are some fine wordsmiths at station 54

Houston is fighting fires of racism within station 54. Over the passed several months, two women fire fighters at this station have complained continuously of harassment from their male counterparts. The proof is in the log books the station keeps. The women, one of whom is black, have put up with all kinds of vile attacks.

For instance, the toilet seats in the female dormitory had been pissed on. Their lockers rummaged through. When the women asked for keys to their lockers, their was always some excuse for not giving the women the keys. Nooses have been found at the station. The women’s locker doors were graffitied with the words “Die Nigger” and “Die Bitch.” Their dresser drawers were used as a Skoal spittoon. And a picture of the woman firefighter’s deceased child, which she kept in her locker, was defaced with graffiti saying “Dead” over the child’s face. And the cold water pipe that ran to the women’s showers was tampered with, so that the shower would only spray scalding hot water.

It seems to have taken months for anyone to have taken this harassment seriously. It was only after the media made this depraved behavior public, was any action taken. Coincidentally, shortly after the publicity, both women were finally given keys to their lockers.

Wow, the men who are harassing these firefighters must really be threatened by strong women. These women are VERY strong to persevere through such bigotry and aggravation. I bet these pansy-ass men wouldn’t have lasted as long in those conditions.

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Jon and Kate Plus Hate

Filed under: Asshole Rants, News Rants, TV/Radio Rants, White Trash Rants — Tags: , , , , — RantBombBoy @ 5:45 pm July 19, 2009

What a toad

What a toad

I feel sorry for those Gosselin children. They get dragged around everywhere like rag-dolls, their father is almost nonexistent to them. They are being exploited because of their parent’s greed. Their parents are selfish assholes. They care more about themselves than the kids. Especially Jon. The only time he is seen nowadays, is with some bimbo or alone. Go visit your kids, jerk off!

Selfish Bitch

Selfish Bitch

Jon and Kate were getting paid $75,000 per episode for their “…Plus Eight” show and the family was scheduled for 40 episodes for the most recent season. But now the show is on hold because of their recent split.

In the beginning, the show must have been a blessing, bringing in much needed income to help support eight babies. But hasn’t it been only about greed for a while now? They probably have more than enough money already. If the show goes on, and if they truly care about their kids, is it worth it?


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Poor White Trash In Action

Please Stop Breeding!

Please Stop Breeding!

I have had the subject of racism and prejudice rolling around in my head the last couple days. Last night, because  I was bored, I searched the word “nigger” in Google’s blog search. What I came up with was surprising. The site’s name is Podblanc. This site is the most racist shit that I have seen in real life. I guess I am a little naive because I had no idea that someone would be crazy enough to put this extremist garbage on the internet. I know about freedom of speech and all, but I can’t believe google would have this garbage in their blog search. Especially this video that I found on their site of these white trash fucks beating up a man. Is this even legal to be displaying video tapes of assault? The site is full of these videos. See for yourself.

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http://podblanc.com/russian-nazis-beating-even-more-muds

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Racial Slurs In Video Game Chat

Filed under: Asshole Rants, Bigot Rants, Video Game Rants, White Trash Rants — Tags: , , , — RantBombBoy @ 3:08 pm

I like to play multiplayer video games on my PC and Xbox 360. I always hear or see in the chat box the words “nigger” or “dirty mexican”.  The gamers say these words so casually.


When I hear these utterances I wonder if there are Hispanics or Blacks on the game seeing or hearing this. And then I feel all awkward and wonder if  a black person is going to start screaming defensively into the microphone, but it hasn’t happened yet. It’s funny how the other gamers ignore/tolerate the words. So I wonder if it’s mostly white people who play these games.

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Multi Million Dollar Face

Filed under: Asshole Rants, TV/Radio Rants, White Trash Rants — Tags: , , , , — RantBombBoy @ 10:51 pm July 13, 2009

What the fuck? Ryan Seacrest is signing a new 3 year American Idol contract for $45 million dollars. I know he’s the host, but is he really worth $45,000,000??? He is short and not funny. He has the personality of a tree stump. I can’t believe he is a radio host, also. I fall asleep when he talks. The entertainment industry has lost it.


A face only a mother could love

A face only a mother could love

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