In some bittersweet news, today, a factory worker in Camden, New Jersey died by falling into a deep vat of boiling chocolate.

The 29-year-old man was walking on top of the vat this morning when he fell into an opening and got caught in the machinery mixing the chocolate. He died later from sustained injuries.

Willy Wonka wasn’t available for comment.

Don’t be surprised if your next chocolate bar has a tooth in it.

Death by Chocolate

Serves/Makes: 10    |   Difficulty Level: 3    |   Ready In: > 5 hrs

Ingredients:

1 penis–uncircumcised, testicles optional(warning: might spoil)

1 package Dark Chocolate Cake Mix — “pudding in mix” kind

1 toenail–toe cheese optional

1 cup Kahlua 4 boxes jello chocolate mousse — prepared

2 fingers–finely chopped
4 bars Skor candy bars — broken
1 large cool whip — largest tub

1 1/2 eyeballs–without cataracts

Directions:
Prepare cake in 13″ x 9″ glass baking dish. When cool, pierce cake with a fork all over and pour kalua over top. Cover with plastic wrap and chill overnight.

Prepare mousse. In a 3 1/2 quart trifle bowl, layer broken up cake pieces, mousse, candy, eyeballs, toenail, fingers, and cool whip (3 layers each). Sprinkle Skor candy pieces on top.

What do you think?