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During a recent MTV interview, Chris Brown said that although he supported Rihanna’s right to discuss the events of the night he beat the shit out of her, he still believes that the events on the night of February 8 should stay private.

Well, I say he can go fuck himself for making that comment. Of course he wants it to remain private, because every mention of the abuse makes his career go further down the drain. But he fucked up, so now he has to deal with it, obviously. And the part of his comment where he says he respects Rihanna’s right to discuss her beating is total bullshit. It’s just like every apology that’s come out of his mouth since Feb. 8 is bullshit. What the fuck is he going to say? That he is not sorry and that the bitch got away before he was through kicking her ass? No way, he is gonna say whatever he can in order to salvage his career as a musician. That’s it! How much you wanna bet that he has some prick adviser coaching him on everything he says.

I don’t condone what Brown did. It was pussy of him to beat on a woman. But I also believe he was a pussy because, like you and I, he is human. And at the risk of sounding cliche: Humans make mistakes. Be that as it may, you should also pay for your mistakes. But the fucker is getting off easy. He should have went to jail for what he did. But big surprise, just like any other “celebrity,” they get off with community service or even less: A slap on the wrist. The judge who ruled might as well have been sucking Brown’s little dick, given her ruling, fucking bitch. But I digress, and I am sorry for that.

To watch the actual Chris Brown interview, click here.

This is Christian Del Amo: A Fucktard thats about to get fucked for real, in prison.

I like video games, all kinds: Role Playing, First Person Shooters, Real Time Strategy, etc. for the PC, Xbox, and Wii. And I have an extensive collection, upwards of eighty or so of what most people would agree are the best ever developed, that I have collected over the years.

Anyone who has a passion for video games might also have dabbled in modding their favorite PC games in one way or another with the digital tools offered along with the game. Modding isn’t easy, it takes intelligence, creativity, dedication, and most of all, it takes time.

If it takes so much blood, sweat and tears and time for an enthusiast to create a mod for a game, imagine what the original developers of the game went through. It takes years to develop most of these games, and the developers have taken so much time away from their selves and their families.

So after all that dedication and time, guess what happens. I will tell you. Hundreds of fucking dip shit punks are out there ripping and illegally downloading thousands of digital copies of these games. These punks might as well shit directly on the heads of the people who make the games, because that is how it feels: to be shit on for your hard work.

Listen, I bring this all up because recently I learned of this eighteen-year-old douche bag, Christian Del Amo, who got a hold of a leaked copy of the highly anticipated FPS, Modern Warfare 2, and planned to sell thousands of pirated copies of the game to unscrupulous individuals.

I am not trying to preach, but piracy is no different from any other kind of theft. The fucker I mentioned here was caught and arrested, thankfully. And I hope his thieving ass gets raped real hard in prison by his new daddy.

If you want to read the original story, click here.

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Jesus Christ, Heidi Montag Pratt is not only a dumb ugly bitch with an equally pitiful husband, she can’t even pose for Playboy right, and what I mean by right is nude…duh. The men’s magazine might as well stop publishing their crap magazine if they are gonna put this garbage in it. I can’t believe they let Montag pose without being nude. Who the fuck do they think she is? An actual celebrity with clout? No. Heidi Montag has neither. So Playboy is pathetic.

Playboy should have natural beauties in their magazine, not hack jobs like Montag, with her fake tits and nose. Since her photo spread, Montag is now considering more plastic surgery. Well hey Heidi, no amount of surgery is going to fix what you got, a very small brain. Montag said recently, “I think I want to go bigger on my boobs for [Spencer].” Heidi doesn’t seem to get that what Spencer Pratt really wants is a big black cock up his little white ass and in his cute little mouth. Fade away fuckheads.