Suck me off next?

Congratulations to Cincinnati police officers for being the biggest fucking retards of the moment. Get this, the local authorities say a Cincinnati man by the name of Bennie Crabtree is the most arrested man in the county with at least 146 arrests since 1998 for things such as trespassing, stealing food…you know, the usual hobo stuff. The police say he never gets arrested for anything so serious to get sent to prison and jail overcrowding allows the man to hit the streets only hours after booking.

Well here is a hint Cincinnati, how about a fucking psyche evaluation for the man and maybe commitment to a psychiatric center, or is your city so backwards not to offer your citizens public health? This is just fucking insane. Even you, the Cincinnati police, admit that Crabtree is mentally ill. And yet you let him roam the streets, free to break the law again and again. Aren’t you embarrassed? Maybe the city of Cincinnati should get its head checked. Maybe when Crabtree hurts someone is when you will finally get a clue. Fucking morons. The police in Cincinnati will be of more use sitting around sucking each other’s dicks, which is probably what they do. This reminds me of the way the police handled another obviously disturbed individual.

When will you learn, numbnuts?

When will you learn people? How many people need to get injured or die because idiots can’t put down their god damn cell phones while driving. This asshole hit a car, sideswiped a house, and then rolled right into a pool. Jerkoff admitted that he was texting, too. The woman in the car suffered head injuries but is stable. And get this, the dumb fuck truck driver even had his 8-year-old niece in the truck and she also suffered minor injuries.

These people are a threat to everyone that gets near them on the road and they should be punished more severely when caught. I believe that if you are texting while driving, you might as well be drunk or high. When I am in my own vehicle and I see a car swerving, driving too slow, or not paying attention when a light turns green, 9 times out of 10, the retard is on his/her cell phone. Get your heads out of you asses, people.

“People can be really stupid.” That statement is so cliche, right? Well, I just don’t know any better way to put it. I am talking about using Twitter. I think it is a pretty cool tool for getting your thoughts and activities out to the public. In a split second, with the click of a button, you can share anything you want with millions.

That grand ability can also fuck you over if you are not careful. If you are not “thinking.” For instance, you don’t tweet that you are about to leave your home for days or even hours: “Hey all, I’m going to the beach right now. Gonna be there all day. I am leaving my $3000 computer and big screen TV behind for the taking. Oh, btw, I am also leaving the key under the front door mat and the security code to the alarm is 3342. Ok, talk to y’all later.”

I am being silly with that example, of course, but people do make asinine tweets like that. I recently read in the news that this guy with several hundred followers tweeted that he was leaving town. His followers also knew from his previous tweets that he owned thousands of dollars in camera equipment. Surprise, Surprise, his house was broken in to and the equipment was stolen. Now, there wasn’t any direct evidence that his tweets were responsible for the robbery, but the man who was robbed and the detective on the case believed it.

There was another guy who was about to land a job, and then tweeted: “Cisco just offered me a job! Now I have to weigh the utility of a fatty paycheck against the daily commute to San Jose and hating my work.” The guy was excited and I give him that, but you don’t put those kind of thoughts out on a “very” public forum unless you are prepared for the repercussions. Turns out, the tweet unsurprisingly got back to Cisco and the man didn’t get the job. He was an idiot for saying he hated his job on Twitter.

So think before you tweet, people.

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One "Major" Asshole

One of the most ridiculous things I have ever heard was in the news recently where U.S. Army Maj. Stefan Frederick Cook has “filed a request in federal court seeking a federal restraining order on his deployment” to Afghanistan on the grounds that President Obama is not really the President because allegedly he was not born in the U.S. and therefore is “ineligible” to be Commander and Chief. The Major further stated that, since his orders are not legitimate, he would be following illegal orders and be subject to prosecution by The Uniform Code of Military Justice and, if he were captured, he would not “be privy to protections under the Geneva Convention.”

I am sure the Major knows very well the penalties of following illegal orders. But these deployment orders are not illegal. President Obama is the President and the fact that any court would entertain this nonsense is absurd. Is the Major forgetting that Congress approved Obama’s order. Does that mean that all of congress, who passed the vote to go to Afghanistan, were not born in the U.S. either. Does that mean that anyone, anywhere can start doing anything they want? They can break the law, and then say, ‘you are not really a police officer so you cannot arrest me?’ No, the reality is that your ass will get thrown in jail first, then, if you wanted to question the police officer’s status, you can. AFTER YOU GO TO JAIL, not before! That is the law.

Immigration Should Deport Your Ass, Bitch

So, following that logic, which happens to also be the law of the land, the U.S. Army Maj. Stefan Frederick Cook needs to stop his pussy whining and get his cowardly ass to Afghanistan. The motherfucker is selfish. What kind of example is this for his troops? This sets a dangerous precedent and should be treason. Lower ranked soldiers who have said in the past that they didn’t want to fight because, for example, the war is morally wrong, have been punished for that. This is even worse because of the Major’s rank and influence. He will definitely brainwash his  underlings and others into similar thinking. There are many rabid republicans eating this nonsense up. They will believe anything. It is really sad and pathetic to say the least.

Personally, I don’t care if President Obama was born on Mars. If you are an American soldier, you do what the fuck you are told. The Major is doing all this, don’t you all realize, because he is yellow; a coward. If he ever was a brave patriot, he is not anymore. He is a disgrace to the uniform. Let’s not forget that he signed up to take orders and follow them. It isn’t like he was drafted. Sure, under Bush, we should do whatever we are told or else we are unpatriotic, evil, godless heathens unworthy of U.S. citizenship. But under the “colored” liberal Obama, it seems we can make excuses not to do our job, and get away with it. This is not American. This is embarrassing. This is treason…200 years ago you could be shot for this. This whole absurd fiasco goes against the point of having an army that strictly follows orders and rank. If soldiers could question orders and do whatever they wanted, then what is the point? And what does the Obama “citizen” controversy have to do with a soldier serving his country? How is it an excuse not to serve?

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Video of U.S. Army Maj. Stefan Frederick Cook and his attorney trying to rationalize their pathetic cause. Uh, is it a little late to be questioning Obama’s citizenship? Regardless of what you believe, Major, Obama is your Commander and Chief and you need to do what the fuck you are told, you stubborn, ignorant asshole:

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I was watching the news today and someone in Bryan, Texas saw the Virgin Mary in a drop of bird shit that landed on the windshield of their pickup truck in their driveway. And Before you could say 10 hail Marys there was a crowd of idiots, all Hispanic, trying to get a glimpse of the “miracle” so they could be blessed by it’s presence.

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God Damn, what the fuck is it with some Hispanics and their naive superstitions. They need to sober up and get a job and stop believing this nonsense. I thought I was in the middle ages for a second, watching these people with their unsophisticated, erroneous belief in divine bird poop.

And what the hell is it with the news wasting my time with this crap. Isn’t there a school shooting going on or another so-called Michael Jackson revelation that they can report?

I admit that I am not a religious person, but I would think that the Virgin Mary would be very insulted by people believing that her image manifested itself in a bird dropping.

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Please Stop Breeding!

I have had the subject of racism and prejudice rolling around in my head the last couple days. Last night, because  I was bored, I searched the word “nigger” in Google’s blog search. What I came up with was surprising. The site’s name is Podblanc. This site is the most racist shit that I have seen in real life. I guess I am a little naive because I had no idea that someone would be crazy enough to put this extremist garbage on the internet. I know about freedom of speech and all, but I can’t believe google would have this garbage in their blog search. Especially this video that I found on their site of these white trash fucks beating up a man. Is this even legal to be displaying video tapes of assault? The site is full of these videos. See for yourself.

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http://podblanc.com/russian-nazis-beating-even-more-muds

I am so tired of these businesses that have ignorant employees. Stupid people that don’t know shit about the business that they are in. I don’t give a shit if you only make $7.00 an hour. If you work there, you need to be able to answer most of my questions(within reason) with a definitive answer. If not, then you are useless to me and everyone else who shops there. So go fuck yourself.

I went to Best Buy yesterday and walked to the area where they have the cell phones. A chipper sales associate from that area rushed up to me with a smile on her face and asked me if I needed any help. I said yes.

I told her that my two-day-old BlackBerry that I bought from Best Buy online was rebooting all the time and acting strange. She told me that BlackBerrys should not reboot suddenly like that and that my smartphone might be defective.

So then I asked her if I may exchange my phone for the same one there in the store even though I purchased it online(If I have to exchange it by mail, I will be without a phone and I do not want that). She said absolutely. I said I needed to think a moment about it and she said sure, whenever I’m ready let her know.

So after a moment, I went back up to the same sales associate. When she saw me approach she no longer had a smile on her face. Now her face had a look of slight dread. I said that I decided to exchange the phone. And she tells me now that I need to call Best Buy Corporate and ask them if I can make an exchange in their physical store.

So anyways, I am thinking fuck you, you call them.  You are the employee and I am the customer, you need to do the leg work, especially when you already told me I could exchange my phone there in the store.

So she roles her eyes(cunt) and says hold on. I am waiting twenty minutes and the little bitch hasn’t come back to tell me yes or no(obviously hoping that I will just go away).

I am feeling really awkward because now I have to chase her down. I find her and she tells me finally straight out that they cannot do the exchange.

So now I have a broken phone, AND the inconvenience of shitty service. What the fuck is wrong with this bitch that she tells me they can exchange it, but she doesn’t even know for sure? Stupid cunt.

I used to love Best Buy. Now I just don’t know.

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Hundreds of spectators and tens of contestants celebrated Independence Day with good old fashioned American gluttony at Nathan’s Famous July 4th Hot Dog Eating Contest in Coney Island, New York.

What’s better than wearing red, white and blue and playing with your food, shoving your pie hole with more food than people, in some countries, consume in a year.

Assholes

It happens all the time all over the world. Fish throwing contests in Australia, the thousands of  tourists who gather at the Tomato Food Fight Festival in Spain, and the Spam Carving Contests here in the United States to name a few.

Basically, wherever “white” people gather into groups, food is getting binged, tossed, stabbed, and of course, thrown away.

Haitian Woman Selling Mud Cookies

I can bet you that the Haitians are not carving funny faces into the mud cookies they have to eat in order to stave off hunger.

Maybe instead of playing with your food you fucking pigs, use that energy to feed the indigent ones who really need it.

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Right now, Michael “Dickhead” Vick is sitting in federal confinement awaiting to be released July 20. Once released, Michael then begins the “acting genuinely remorseful” routine in order to please NFL commissioner Roger Goodell, who has said publicly many times that he wants Vick to atone for what he did. The fact that Goodell said this hints to the possibility of Vick’s return, which I think is outrageous.

I can’t believe that there is even a remote chance that this asshole could be accepted back into the NFL. As far as I am concerned, he had his chance and he fucking BLEW IT. End of story.