Like....DUUHHH!!!

So uuhhh…Miley Cyrus has raised some criticism for her performance at the teen choice awards. First of all, the only thing more pathetic than the people who watch this shit are the people crying about Miley’s so-called inappropriate little “pole dance.” Second, I watched the clip to see what all the fuss was about and I didn’t see anything inappropriate. Cyrus wasn’t doing anything but dancing beside it; nothing lewd whatsoever. If anything, Cyrus was using that fucking pole for balance so she wouldn’t tumble off the hot dog cart. If there was anything sexual implied by dancing by a pole on top of a hot dog cart, then it isn’t Cyrus’s fault, rather all you pervs with dirty minds who know that you really just want to jack off to that sixteen year old. I don’t even like the little tween bitch but she definitely wasn’t “pole dancing” like  some dumb asses are claiming.

What a penis face.

Is Judge Patricia Schnegg sucking Chris Brown’s little dick? It sure seems like it. Isn’t it bad enough that this piece of shit is not getting any jail time like he deserves, but add to that the fucking judge is stalling to see if Virginia will allow this asshole to do ‘community labor.’ What kind of kangaroo court is this? Any court that lets this garbage back on the streets so soon is an absolute joke. The judge might as well be advocating domestic abuse. I bet you anything Chris Brown beats on another chick because if probation and a little labor are the only punishments, he doesn’t have much to lose, does he?

Nutsy put out of misery

Season 7 American Idol contestant Alexis aka “Glitter Girl” Cohen was found dead at 4 a.m. in Seaside Heights, PA from injuries she sustained from a car hitting and killing her. An autopsy later disclosed that Cohen had suffered critical chest and abdominal injuries from the impact with the vehicle. Also, a closed head injury was found, but after the coroner saw the video below, it was determined that the head trauma was unrelated to the car accident and must have happened as a child. Rimshot!

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Just Stop with the King of Pop

To the media: Please, for the love of God, stop showing Micheal fucking Jackson all over the news. He was talented and he will be missed by a lot of fans, but if I have to see his ugly mug anymore I might explode. I probably speak for quite a few when I say I hate having the late musician shoved down my throat every time I turn on the TV. Who cares about the meds he took or if he has a fourth mystery son or who’s going to care for the children. He wasn’t a personal friend or relative so I don’t give a shit. SHUT THE FUCK UP!

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The Dlisted.com article on Kevin “Hack” Jonas getting married to his girlfriend Danielle “Hard Up” Deleasa inspired me to mention these Jonas Brother pussies. What the fuck, why do people like them? They are short, ugly trolls.

They can’t  fucking sing. Their voices sound like their balls haven’t dropped yet.  Trust me, a week of Michael Jackson videos(God, please make them stop) totally assures what “actual talent” is, who has it, and who doesn’t. Bubble gum chewing tweens who listen to their awful music must suffer from tone deafness.

I should kick my own ass for even writing about them. WTF is wrong with me.