Stop Looking at His Pants, Fucking Pervs!
I don’t think that dress codes are altogether stupid, especially in middle school where administration watch dogs may need to pull in the reigns on jubilant tweens whose high octane hormones invoke a childish mix of rebellion and impulsive stupidity that is injected into their fashion repertoire. Facial piercings come to mind. I am sorry, but trying to talk to someone or much less interpret what the little fucker is saying is damn near impossible when you are too busy glaring at all that shit in their face. Give him or her props for their fleshy needlework, otherwise, tell them to shut the fuck up unless they are willing to talk through a paper bag on their head.
However, there is a time when an egghead school administration goes to far and elicits a self righteous dress code that only allows kids to wear something along the lines of tweed sports coats and suspenders with khaki pants and hush puppy style shoes, without the tobacco pipe, of course. This is a style of dress that very well may keep the kids virgins until they’re fourty.
That is just plain cruel. Of course, the dress style reflects the sexual frustrations of the school staff which are basically saying “fuck you kids, if I had to wait that long for pussy, so do you.” As if the banality of a high school math lecture spoken out of the mouth of a balding, middle age man with a potbelly and halitosis wasn’t enough to lose a pubescent hard-on (I know it was for me) while daydreaming about your crush that sits across the room, now you are made to fashion apparel that will never get you laid.
Right now, in Mesquite, a town in northern Texas, there is this supposed controversy over the strictness of the school districts dress code. A boy by the name of Seth Chamlee, a student at the Kimbrough Middle School in Mesquite, was sent home for wearing “skinny pants,” a popular trend among “Goth,” “Emo,” or your basic, “too cool for school mentality” teenagers.
The pants, which are generally low cut around the waste and taper tightly down toward the ankles, were said by the Kimbrough “powers that be” to be too distracting in the class room and therefore unacceptable.
My opinion, I don’t think the “skinny pants” are distracting other students. In fact, I believe it is the teachers in the classes and in the hallways that are the ones getting distracted. And it is not the pants themselves that are the problem, but the dress code itself. The teachers are too busy trying to enforce the code rather than teach. The administration is creating the controversy with their stupid, overly strict codes, and it is that which is disrupting the flow of learning. They need to take a fucking chill pill and try to ignore such frivolity. I pity these dull fucks in the administration that are just creating drama to spice up their otherwise dreary and celibate lives.
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