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During a recent MTV interview, Chris Brown said that although he supported Rihanna’s right to discuss the events of the night he beat the shit out of her, he still believes that the events on the night of February 8 should stay private.

Well, I say he can go fuck himself for making that comment. Of course he wants it to remain private, because every mention of the abuse makes his career go further down the drain. But he fucked up, so now he has to deal with it, obviously. And the part of his comment where he says he respects Rihanna’s right to discuss her beating is total bullshit. It’s just like every apology that’s come out of his mouth since Feb. 8 is bullshit. What the fuck is he going to say? That he is not sorry and that the bitch got away before he was through kicking her ass? No way, he is gonna say whatever he can in order to salvage his career as a musician. That’s it! How much you wanna bet that he has some prick adviser coaching him on everything he says.

I don’t condone what Brown did. It was pussy of him to beat on a woman. But I also believe he was a pussy because, like you and I, he is human. And at the risk of sounding cliche: Humans make mistakes. Be that as it may, you should also pay for your mistakes. But the fucker is getting off easy. He should have went to jail for what he did. But big surprise, just like any other “celebrity,” they get off with community service or even less: A slap on the wrist. The judge who ruled might as well have been sucking Brown’s little dick, given her ruling, fucking bitch. But I digress, and I am sorry for that.

To watch the actual Chris Brown interview, click here.

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So uuhhh…Miley Cyrus has raised some criticism for her performance at the teen choice awards. First of all, the only thing more pathetic than the people who watch this shit are the people crying about Miley’s so-called inappropriate little “pole dance.” Second, I watched the clip to see what all the fuss was about and I didn’t see anything inappropriate. Cyrus wasn’t doing anything but dancing beside it; nothing lewd whatsoever. If anything, Cyrus was using that fucking pole for balance so she wouldn’t tumble off the hot dog cart. If there was anything sexual implied by dancing by a pole on top of a hot dog cart, then it isn’t Cyrus’s fault, rather all you pervs with dirty minds who know that you really just want to jack off to that sixteen year old. I don’t even like the little tween bitch but she definitely wasn’t “pole dancing” like  some dumb asses are claiming.

The Dlisted.com article on Kevin “Hack” Jonas getting married to his girlfriend Danielle “Hard Up” Deleasa inspired me to mention these Jonas Brother pussies. What the fuck, why do people like them? They are short, ugly trolls.

They can’t  fucking sing. Their voices sound like their balls haven’t dropped yet.  Trust me, a week of Michael Jackson videos(God, please make them stop) totally assures what “actual talent” is, who has it, and who doesn’t. Bubble gum chewing tweens who listen to their awful music must suffer from tone deafness.

I should kick my own ass for even writing about them. WTF is wrong with me.