The Dlisted.com article on Kevin “Hack” Jonas getting married to his girlfriend Danielle “Hard Up” Deleasa inspired me to mention these Jonas Brother pussies. What the fuck, why do people like them? They are short, ugly trolls.

They can’t  fucking sing. Their voices sound like their balls haven’t dropped yet.  Trust me, a week of Michael Jackson videos(God, please make them stop) totally assures what “actual talent” is, who has it, and who doesn’t. Bubble gum chewing tweens who listen to their awful music must suffer from tone deafness.

I should kick my own ass for even writing about them. WTF is wrong with me.