Honk! Honk!

Jesus Christ, Heidi Montag Pratt is not only a dumb ugly bitch with an equally pitiful husband, she can’t even pose for Playboy right, and what I mean by right is nude…duh. The men’s magazine might as well stop publishing their crap magazine if they are gonna put this garbage in it. I can’t believe they let Montag pose without being nude. Who the fuck do they think she is? An actual celebrity with clout? No. Heidi Montag has neither. So Playboy is pathetic.

Playboy should have natural beauties in their magazine, not hack jobs like Montag, with her fake tits and nose. Since her photo spread, Montag is now considering more plastic surgery. Well hey Heidi, no amount of surgery is going to fix what you got, a very small brain. Montag said recently, “I think I want to go bigger on my boobs for [Spencer].” Heidi doesn’t seem to get that what Spencer Pratt really wants is a big black cock up his little white ass and in his cute little mouth. Fade away fuckheads.

Myspace almost became his-space

Okay, Mark Mcleod is an absolute nut job who needs lots of help. But who is really at fault here? A delusional schizo or the cops who arrested him the first time and didn’t order a psyche evaluation when he clearly was off his rocker? The cops are, of course. Mcleod told the cops the first time around how he and Cyrus were going to get married and all that. And instead of trying to get the lunatic mentally assessed, the stupid fucking cops let him go to do it all over again. And this time, who knows, it could have been bad. What if he actually got to Cyrus and hurt her. Then what? Who would we blame?

Nutsy put out of misery

Season 7 American Idol contestant Alexis aka “Glitter Girl” Cohen was found dead at 4 a.m. in Seaside Heights, PA from injuries she sustained from a car hitting and killing her. An autopsy later disclosed that Cohen had suffered critical chest and abdominal injuries from the impact with the vehicle. Also, a closed head injury was found, but after the coroner saw the video below, it was determined that the head trauma was unrelated to the car accident and must have happened as a child. Rimshot!

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Mein Kampf um die weiterhin relevant

Boy o boy, anybody can get a book deal now, like dumb bitchy blonds who don’t know their head from their ass.  “Opposite-marriage” advocate Carrie “bigot cunt” Prejean is writing a book, well she is not actually writing it herself. That would require more brain cells than it takes to be a hateful twat, which currently requires at least two brain cells. No, some ghost writer is slaving away right now, cranking the book out in a couple months. The book which is called, “My Struggle to Remain Relevant,” is due for a November release. Even though it will only have the sophistication of a children’s book, mostly with glossy pictures and scratch and sniff stickers, it is still not much time to write a book, unless of course it only contains 15 pages. One for every minute of Prejean’s frivolous and short career in the media spotlight. If the book doesn’t sell well, there is always the possibility of a sex tape. Maybe that could extend her 15 minutes to 16 or 17 tops.

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Crawl back in your hole

MTV and VH1 have reality shows with the trashiest, most obscure(scrape the dog shit off your heels and you will find them), fame whores out there. I hear that Britney Spears ex Kevin Fuckerline and girlfriend Victoria Pierce are in talks with MTV for a new reality show, and I am thinking who the fuck cares to see them? Who is he again? Oh yeah, I remember. He was Brit’s white trash boy-toy who mooched off her wealth and got her knocked up. And now he probably needs money and also wants to stay relevant a little while longer. For the love of all things pleasing to the eyes, can you just let him fade away?

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There are some fine wordsmiths at station 54

Houston is fighting fires of racism within station 54. Over the passed several months, two women fire fighters at this station have complained continuously of harassment from their male counterparts. The proof is in the log books the station keeps. The women, one of whom is black, have put up with all kinds of vile attacks.

For instance, the toilet seats in the female dormitory had been pissed on. Their lockers rummaged through. When the women asked for keys to their lockers, their was always some excuse for not giving the women the keys. Nooses have been found at the station. The women’s locker doors were graffitied with the words “Die Nigger” and “Die Bitch.” Their dresser drawers were used as a Skoal spittoon. And a picture of the woman firefighter’s deceased child, which she kept in her locker, was defaced with graffiti saying “Dead” over the child’s face. And the cold water pipe that ran to the women’s showers was tampered with, so that the shower would only spray scalding hot water.

It seems to have taken months for anyone to have taken this harassment seriously. It was only after the media made this depraved behavior public, was any action taken. Coincidentally, shortly after the publicity, both women were finally given keys to their lockers.

Wow, the men who are harassing these firefighters must really be threatened by strong women. These women are VERY strong to persevere through such bigotry and aggravation. I bet these pansy-ass men wouldn’t have lasted as long in those conditions.

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What a toad

I feel sorry for those Gosselin children. They get dragged around everywhere like rag-dolls, their father is almost nonexistent to them. They are being exploited because of their parent’s greed. Their parents are selfish assholes. They care more about themselves than the kids. Especially Jon. The only time he is seen nowadays, is with some bimbo or alone. Go visit your kids, jerk off!

Selfish Bitch

Jon and Kate were getting paid $75,000 per episode for their “…Plus Eight” show and the family was scheduled for 40 episodes for the most recent season. But now the show is on hold because of their recent split.

In the beginning, the show must have been a blessing, bringing in much needed income to help support eight babies. But hasn’t it been only about greed for a while now? They probably have more than enough money already. If the show goes on, and if they truly care about their kids, is it worth it?

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Please Stop Breeding!

I have had the subject of racism and prejudice rolling around in my head the last couple days. Last night, because  I was bored, I searched the word “nigger” in Google’s blog search. What I came up with was surprising. The site’s name is Podblanc. This site is the most racist shit that I have seen in real life. I guess I am a little naive because I had no idea that someone would be crazy enough to put this extremist garbage on the internet. I know about freedom of speech and all, but I can’t believe google would have this garbage in their blog search. Especially this video that I found on their site of these white trash fucks beating up a man. Is this even legal to be displaying video tapes of assault? The site is full of these videos. See for yourself.

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http://podblanc.com/russian-nazis-beating-even-more-muds

I like to play multiplayer video games on my PC and Xbox 360. I always hear or see in the chat box the words “nigger” or “dirty mexican”.  The gamers say these words so casually.

When I hear these utterances I wonder if there are Hispanics or Blacks on the game seeing or hearing this. And then I feel all awkward and wonder if  a black person is going to start screaming defensively into the microphone, but it hasn’t happened yet. It’s funny how the other gamers ignore/tolerate the words. So I wonder if it’s mostly white people who play these games.

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What the fuck? Ryan Seacrest is signing a new 3 year American Idol contract for $45 million dollars. I know he’s the host, but is he really worth $45,000,000??? He is short and not funny. He has the personality of a tree stump. I can’t believe he is a radio host, also. I fall asleep when he talks. The entertainment industry has lost it.

A face only a mother could love

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