Stop Looking at His Pants, Fucking Pervs!

I don’t think that dress codes are altogether stupid, especially in middle school where administration watch dogs may need to pull in the reigns on jubilant tweens whose high octane hormones invoke a childish mix of rebellion and impulsive stupidity that is injected into their fashion repertoire. Facial piercings come to mind. I am sorry, but trying to talk to someone or much less interpret what the little fucker is saying is damn near impossible when you are too busy glaring at all that shit in their face. Give him or her props for their fleshy needlework, otherwise, tell them to shut the fuck up unless they are willing to talk through a paper bag on their head.

However, there is a time when an egghead school administration goes to far and elicits a self righteous dress code that only allows kids to wear something along the lines of tweed sports coats and suspenders with khaki pants and hush puppy style shoes, without the tobacco pipe, of course. This is a style of dress that very well may keep the kids virgins until they’re fourty.

That is just plain cruel. Of course, the dress style reflects the sexual frustrations of the school staff which are basically saying “fuck you kids, if I had to wait that long for pussy, so do you.” As if the banality of a high school math lecture spoken out of the mouth of a balding, middle age man with a potbelly and halitosis wasn’t enough to lose a pubescent hard-on (I know it was for me) while daydreaming about your crush that sits across the room, now you are made to fashion apparel that will never get you laid.

Right now, in Mesquite, a town in northern Texas, there is this supposed controversy over the strictness of the school districts dress code. A boy by the name of Seth Chamlee, a student at the Kimbrough Middle School in Mesquite, was sent home for wearing “skinny pants,” a popular trend among “Goth,” “Emo,” or your basic, “too cool for school mentality” teenagers.

The pants, which are generally low cut around the waste and taper tightly down toward the ankles, were said by the Kimbrough “powers that be” to be too distracting in the class room and therefore unacceptable.

My opinion, I don’t think the “skinny pants” are distracting other students. In fact, I believe it is the teachers in the classes and in the hallways that are the ones getting distracted. And it is not the pants themselves that are the problem, but the dress code itself. The teachers are too busy trying to enforce the code rather than teach. The administration is creating the controversy with their stupid, overly strict codes, and it is that which is disrupting the flow of learning. They need to take a fucking chill pill and try to ignore such frivolity. I pity these dull fucks in the administration that are just creating drama to spice up their otherwise dreary and celibate lives.

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From Hero To Zero, Asswipes

It’s already old news that Infinity Ward, the developer of the highly anticipated First Person Shooter, Modern Warfare 2, had grabbed PC gamers by the balls and squeezed by announcing that their sixth game in the franchise will not support dedicated servers. Instead, the developer has opted for a new p2p system called IW.net, which, among other things, will use Steam’s VAC security software to block hackers and cheaters from the multiplayer aspect of the game.

More recently, Best Buy hosted an online Q&A between gamers and a couple of the IW developers with hopes on creating a clearer picture of what to expect from the game. This lead to an even grimmer look at a game that is now only two days away. Yes, Infinity Ward had PC gamers by the balls and squeezed, and now the fuckers are twisting them.

And this is what I mean: During the Q&A, the poor PC gamers found out that, along with no dedicated server support, the PC version of the game will only support 9 versus 9. This number pales in comparison to the 32 versus 32 in the previous Modern Warfare game. Also, the gamers found out that there would not be a console where the host can tweak aspects of the game such as weapon damage, etc.

And one of the worst things to find out about the multiplayer game is that, on this p2p infrastructure, players will not be able to choose who hosts the game, the game will decide based on a given player’s internet connection. So players who have the best upstream bandwidth should be selected as hosts. And players can’t opt out of hosting a game either, unless they were to completely remove themselves from the game. And if a host quits in the middle of a game session, there will be a 5 second delay that will pause the game for that period of time while the game finds another player in that session to host. This pause will suck when a player is in the middle of a, let us say a kill streak, and the flow of the game is interrupted for this host seeking process to take effect.

All us gamers have probably heard rumors over the last few years that PC gaming is dying. And when I thought of that, I always assumed the culprit would be the gamer, who opted for console gaming either for financial reasons because they could not afford a good PC, or because of simple preference. But I am seeing now that the culprit is also the developers. I see no reason for stripping down the multiplayer PC version, other than the fact that, in the end, it is really all about profitability, and not about the passion to put out a game you are proud of making because ultimately you are making the gamers happy, rather you settle for money first. And that right there is really sad.

Suck a Cock, Pussy Pants

During a recent MTV interview, Chris Brown said that although he supported Rihanna’s right to discuss the events of the night he beat the shit out of her, he still believes that the events on the night of February 8 should stay private.

Well, I say he can go fuck himself for making that comment. Of course he wants it to remain private, because every mention of the abuse makes his career go further down the drain. But he fucked up, so now he has to deal with it, obviously. And the part of his comment where he says he respects Rihanna’s right to discuss her beating is total bullshit. It’s just like every apology that’s come out of his mouth since Feb. 8 is bullshit. What the fuck is he going to say? That he is not sorry and that the bitch got away before he was through kicking her ass? No way, he is gonna say whatever he can in order to salvage his career as a musician. That’s it! How much you wanna bet that he has some prick adviser coaching him on everything he says.

I don’t condone what Brown did. It was pussy of him to beat on a woman. But I also believe he was a pussy because, like you and I, he is human. And at the risk of sounding cliche: Humans make mistakes. Be that as it may, you should also pay for your mistakes. But the fucker is getting off easy. He should have went to jail for what he did. But big surprise, just like any other “celebrity,” they get off with community service or even less: A slap on the wrist. The judge who ruled might as well have been sucking Brown’s little dick, given her ruling, fucking bitch. But I digress, and I am sorry for that.

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This is Christian Del Amo: A Fucktard thats about to get fucked for real, in prison.

I like video games, all kinds: Role Playing, First Person Shooters, Real Time Strategy, etc. for the PC, Xbox, and Wii. And I have an extensive collection, upwards of eighty or so of what most people would agree are the best ever developed, that I have collected over the years.

Anyone who has a passion for video games might also have dabbled in modding their favorite PC games in one way or another with the digital tools offered along with the game. Modding isn’t easy, it takes intelligence, creativity, dedication, and most of all, it takes time.

If it takes so much blood, sweat and tears and time for an enthusiast to create a mod for a game, imagine what the original developers of the game went through. It takes years to develop most of these games, and the developers have taken so much time away from their selves and their families.

So after all that dedication and time, guess what happens. I will tell you. Hundreds of fucking dip shit punks are out there ripping and illegally downloading thousands of digital copies of these games. These punks might as well shit directly on the heads of the people who make the games, because that is how it feels: to be shit on for your hard work.

Listen, I bring this all up because recently I learned of this eighteen-year-old douche bag, Christian Del Amo, who got a hold of a leaked copy of the highly anticipated FPS, Modern Warfare 2, and planned to sell thousands of pirated copies of the game to unscrupulous individuals.

I am not trying to preach, but piracy is no different from any other kind of theft. The fucker I mentioned here was caught and arrested, thankfully. And I hope his thieving ass gets raped real hard in prison by his new daddy.

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Good Job, Nut Fuck

Today has been a sad day in Fort Hood, Texas, not to mention one of the weirdest.

You have this soldier at the Fort Hood Military Base who went fucking postal, killing twelve and injuring thirty-one. The soldier was about to be deployed to Iraq and their has been reports that the man didn’t want to go(no shit).

But this is where it gets weird: All day long the news reported that the shooter had been killed. However now, he is said to be alive and stable in military custody. Also, this fucking guy(the suspect that is) is a fucking psychiatrist! In addition, he got his under grad at Virginia Tech, the college that had the horrible shooting a few years back. Does that college fucking breed lunatics?! But finally, to top it all off, this fucking guy happens to be Muslim to boot.

So I think, holy shit, other Muslims are really going to get shit for this asshole’s actions. All you need is a few Texas rednecks riling people up again about the evils of Islam and putting together a militia to round up all those worshipers of Allah and drown them in the Gulf of Mexico. Well, hopefully that will never happen, but at the very least it will give some ammunition to all the tight-assed Rush Limbaughs in the world to bitch about not having enough room in Guantanamo for all these sinister “camel humpers.”

Well, at least this thing in Fort Hood will someday make a good TV movie.

Suck me off next?

Congratulations to Cincinnati police officers for being the biggest fucking retards of the moment. Get this, the local authorities say a Cincinnati man by the name of Bennie Crabtree is the most arrested man in the county with at least 146 arrests since 1998 for things such as trespassing, stealing food…you know, the usual hobo stuff. The police say he never gets arrested for anything so serious to get sent to prison and jail overcrowding allows the man to hit the streets only hours after booking.

Well here is a hint Cincinnati, how about a fucking psyche evaluation for the man and maybe commitment to a psychiatric center, or is your city so backwards not to offer your citizens public health? This is just fucking insane. Even you, the Cincinnati police, admit that Crabtree is mentally ill. And yet you let him roam the streets, free to break the law again and again. Aren’t you embarrassed? Maybe the city of Cincinnati should get its head checked. Maybe when Crabtree hurts someone is when you will finally get a clue. Fucking morons. The police in Cincinnati will be of more use sitting around sucking each other’s dicks, which is probably what they do. This reminds me of the way the police handled another obviously disturbed individual.

Honk! Honk!

Jesus Christ, Heidi Montag Pratt is not only a dumb ugly bitch with an equally pitiful husband, she can’t even pose for Playboy right, and what I mean by right is nude…duh. The men’s magazine might as well stop publishing their crap magazine if they are gonna put this garbage in it. I can’t believe they let Montag pose without being nude. Who the fuck do they think she is? An actual celebrity with clout? No. Heidi Montag has neither. So Playboy is pathetic.

Playboy should have natural beauties in their magazine, not hack jobs like Montag, with her fake tits and nose. Since her photo spread, Montag is now considering more plastic surgery. Well hey Heidi, no amount of surgery is going to fix what you got, a very small brain. Montag said recently, “I think I want to go bigger on my boobs for [Spencer].” Heidi doesn’t seem to get that what Spencer Pratt really wants is a big black cock up his little white ass and in his cute little mouth. Fade away fuckheads.

lol, You Deserve It, Bitch.

Hey Dane Cook, it took you this long to get funny?! The video below shows Cook at the TCAs calling out Vanessa Hudgens on her nudie pics that surfaced on the web last week. Take a look at how pissed Hudgens is under her mask of a grin. You can slice the awkward in the air.

Somehow I think Dane Cook knocked several out to Vanessa Hudgens nudie pics before the show. That way he could squeeze out all his perv into a towel and then be able to preach like a prude to Vanessa on the show. Well, I’m not buying it Dane, you asshole.

I also have a couple pics here of Hudgens showing off her naughty bits to the camera. I had to paint some undies on this bitch cause she’s too retarded to do it herself. Plus she’s illegals in these pics and I don’t want the po po knocking at my do do.

Like....DUUHHH!!!

So uuhhh…Miley Cyrus has raised some criticism for her performance at the teen choice awards. First of all, the only thing more pathetic than the people who watch this shit are the people crying about Miley’s so-called inappropriate little “pole dance.” Second, I watched the clip to see what all the fuss was about and I didn’t see anything inappropriate. Cyrus wasn’t doing anything but dancing beside it; nothing lewd whatsoever. If anything, Cyrus was using that fucking pole for balance so she wouldn’t tumble off the hot dog cart. If there was anything sexual implied by dancing by a pole on top of a hot dog cart, then it isn’t Cyrus’s fault, rather all you pervs with dirty minds who know that you really just want to jack off to that sixteen year old. I don’t even like the little tween bitch but she definitely wasn’t “pole dancing” like  some dumb asses are claiming.

One overpriced whore

I wish this dumb bitchy cunt will just fade away right now instead of 3 or 4 more disastrous films later, which is sure to happen. I can’t wait for the craptastic Transformers 4 to take its surefire nosedive, pulling Fox with it into the black whole of the would-be, has-been and just plain sucked. If she wasn’t such a bitch, maybe, just maybe I would be able to over look that Fox has no acting talent whatsoever and her overrated physical attraction is a dime a dozen in Hollywood. But this overpriced whore’s false pride is the epitome of the overblown and pompous  in an industry that’s business is breeding self-important-assholes who think they are the end-all be-all just because they have lots of money from being in the movies. When in reality, these actors are just pawns for our amusement.